Behold the Mighty Miss Jean Louise

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The title of Dust Bunny Champion has just been bestowed upon a most deserving recipient. Long before pokemon, Miss Jean Louis has been collecting these little bundles of dust and displaying them in her Southern California home. Miss Louis has dedicated her life to preserving and categorizing the fluff she finds underneath her couch. She regularly checks her own furniture as well as her friends, traveling with small tupperware like containers to transport her findings home. A walk in closet is decked out in floor to ceiling shelves with track lighting in a climate control habitat. Each entry into this macabre menagerie is complete with a tiny plaque documenting the date and place found, as well as the shape it resembles. While we prefer to clean under our furniture rather than cultivate dirt that might collect there, we wish Miss Louis much luck on her quest to collect them all.

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